They got this character on there named Oscar.. They treat this guy like SHIT,...– (via raw-forte) LMFAO. aw, MEMORIES.
dirtydianaa: It’s just so awkward giving adults my email through the phone “O M G I T S L I L Y Y” they’re all like “wow….” I seriously need a new one.. talk about the embarrassing times of 7th grade. LMFAO. that’s why i made a ‘professional’ email address so i could stop doing that…when they read it back and its someone important i always cringe like “OMG um...
fmylife: Today, I discovered that my girlfriend, who I’ve dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same “friend” who’s been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML ID KILL THAT BITCH OMGGGGGGGGG
jayyallena: emmahundreds: paaps: remymaypuou: mingalingg: rachelthinkswhaat: himynameisnico: miadiarrhea: purplecovergurl: Do you change the date on papers so your teachers don’t know how much you procrastinate? Do you hate when you’re eating something crunchy, and it blocks out the TV? When taking tests, do you feel paranoid when the answer is “B” more than twice is a row? Do...